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Welcome to Clan of Assholes !
The CoA Story
A long time ago on a commode far away; Mongeau farted. No he really farted, but this has nothing to do with the founding of CoA.
The story goes something like this. In July 1998 Mongeau and now departed Cornholio purchased copies of a new game called Unreal. The game was incredible with graphics that nothing could come close to. Sadly the netcode was such that anything less than cable or a T-1 would enable multi player fun. So the game died out for the two would-be gamers, who still spent time playing duke 3d via direct modem connection.
One day several months later Epic Games graced us with a patch for Unreal. The two gamers found themselves playing online albeit on a modem. They were hooked playing as many hours as humanly possible. They met people and ran into clans, for the first time. Interested in the community concept; talk of forming a clan started.
How does one name a clan Assholes? After several months of playing independent, the two got pretty good at playing, it was great fun. Sadly they started seeing the dark side of gaming; the sore loser. Being called names like Bitch, Faggot and yes Assholes seemed strange. Talk of a clan continued, a name and theme for the clan eluded them. Till the two were talking, using peoples poor sportsmanship was a good theme for the clan. What could they use for a name? Being the jokers they were, the word assholes was used. Enter the Clan of Assholes, originally started for a laugh it grew rapidly. The membership criteria were good sportsmanship, personality and having been insulted by someone just for playing and having fun.
After what is now eight years; we are still a clan. It has taken on a life of its own. Through good friendship and loyalty we are going to keep on going. Our competitive arm was lopped off a while ago but may grow back with the release of UT3. If it does that’s cool if not cool too.
Mongeau(CoA)
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Unscheduled Release of Unreal Tournament 4 |
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Posted by coa_admin on Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 19:04:46 W. Europe Daylight Time
April 1, 2011
Epic Games And EA Announce ‘Unscheduled UT4 Release’
UT3 Owners to get Exclusive Early Access To Unreal Tournament 4
 Redwood City, CA, APRIL 1, 2011 — People Can Fly, Epic Games, Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: ERTS) and Microsoft Game Studios announced today that the “Epic Edition” of Unreal Tournament 4™, has been released and is available for immediate download. Veiled in what amounts to the greatest secret co-development project with Unreal Tournament 3 – the latest version of the Unreal trilogy will only be available to PC gamers. No Console port will be made. When asked why there will be no console version available, Mark Rein, the vice president of Epic Games, was quoted as saying: “We have decided to get back to our roots and focus on providing quality Unreal FPS games to our core audience. This move will allow console gamers to work on improving their Donkey Kong and Tetris high scores.”
Logan Decker, Editor-in-Chief of PC Gamer Magazine was the first to voice support for Epic’s Bold Move. In a statement made at Gamecon this morning in Las Vegas, NV, Logan was quoted as saying: “Rock on Epic! It’s about time that PC Gamers were moved to the front of the chow line! Gibs for all!”
Click Here to get your copy today. You will need your invoice that clearly shows that you are an owner of the PC version of Unreal Tournament 3. A special link has been added to the Steam Engine to allow direct Steam Downloads.
EA, EA SPORTS, EA Mobile, and POGO are trademarks of Electronic Arts Inc. "PlayStation" is a registered trademark of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. Microsoft, Xbox, and Xbox 360 are trademarks of the Microsoft group of companies. People Can Fly, Painkiller and Bulletstorm are trademarks or registered trademarks of People Can Fly Sp z o. o. in the United States of America and elsewhere. Epic, Epic Games, Gears of War, Gears of War 3, Unreal, Unreal Engine, UE3, and Unreal Tournament 3 and 4 are trademarks or registered trademarks of Epic Games, Inc. in the United States of America and elsewhere. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners.
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Missing in Action: CoA Clan Members |
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Posted by coa_admin on Saturday, May 01, 2010 @ 01:48:14 W. Europe Daylight Time
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Dmitriy MadDog Lethal Killer101(CoA) has been released from his holding Cell! LK101 spent the last year doing time for an incident involving chickens, razor wire, and mace. I am sure you have noticed his absence from the CoA Unreal Tournament 3 server. Pictured below is LK101 planning his return back to the game:
Also missing from the server is BucketHead(CoA). I have heard from a reliable source that BucketHead has changed his name. He now goes by the name BannanaHead(CoA). Here is a picture one of my operatives snapped of BucketX in the field:
Snap(CoA) – Another CoA member missing in action. Snap was playing Call of Duty 4 and was injured in a friendly fire accident. A mortar landed a little too close to his position and scrambled his brains like a fried egg sliding off a greased skillet. The last known picture of Snap(CoA) follows:
Brooze(CoA). Ok the Broozer is still around but has been noticeably missing from the UT gaming Scene. If you were not aware Brooze has been getting up at something like 2 or 3 AM British time to game with his clan mates for many years now. Well, time finally caught up with our pal across the pond and Broozer is – well – actually going to bed these days. Here is a picture of Brooze at his last birthday party:
Silverado(CoA). Also missing from the roster these days is Silver! Hi Ho Silver away! How many of you miss that phrase? I sure do. Silver actually has an excuse why he is no longer in the game. He started a Home for Lost Southern Girls and the new enterprise now demands all of his time. Below is a picture of the latest 2 girls to join the “Home for Wayward Belles”:
Get in the game! Crash and Burn with the CoA. . . .
ChaoS(CoA)
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Rebirth of LosChaos.Com: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered |
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Posted by coa_admin on Friday, October 03, 2008 @ 23:55:00 W. Europe Daylight Time
Hey Assholes – I made some major changes to my website: LosChaos.Com
Click Here to check out the new layout.
My current web host kinda sucks but I have plans to move the site to a faster one in a few months or so. . . .
My last html bunker was somewhat boring and I wanted to put up something cool. Not a whole lot of stuff there yet but the basic framework is in place. The nook in the otherwise cranny of life is thumping.
Thump . . . Thump . . . .
Thump . . . . Thump . . . .
As the Photojournalist said in the movie Apocalypse Now:
“One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.”
There is a point there somewhere? If you find it let me know. . . .
HqCoA is still Home of the Mighty Clan of Assholes . . . .
LosChaos is a mere port in the storm - a place to crash when ya got the zackleys . . . slap on your FPS Jackets and pull the VR Goggles down over your eyes – we’re going in . . . .
ChaoS(CoA)
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FPS Vest to Make PC Gaming More Real? |
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Posted by coa_admin on Friday, October 03, 2008 @ 20:50:00 W. Europe Daylight Time
Article By By Kirk Jensen
What are gaming peripherals? These are add on gear to make console and computer video gaming more accessible, more realistic and more fun. Consoles have been doing this for years, for the example the Nintendo Zapper back in the mid 80's, the P5 virtual reality game glove or the disappointing Virtual Boy. Not all gaming peripherals have been bad take for example the widely successful games and the peripherals that went with them like Dance Dance Revolution and the Guitar Hero Series.
But consoles aren't the only systems getting into the gaming peripheral act. Mark Ombrellaro, CEO of TN Games, has designed a new product for his company, the 3rd Space FPS Vest, a sophisticated contraption that you wear which allows you to feel the impact of your enemy's bullets and body slams.
Ombrellaro stated "Once [games] become that real," he says, "you know you're going to want to interact with them and you're going to want them to interact with you."
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There isn't a Biggest Story for Today, yet. |
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| Wednesday, October 01, 2008 | | · | The Electronic Revolution Presents - UT3 at Futurtech Gaming League | | Friday, August 15, 2008 | | · | UT patch 1.3 released | | Thursday, August 14, 2008 | | · | TF2 Heavy update details | | Thursday, June 19, 2008 | | · | Pyro update and Meet the Sniper for TF2 | | Tuesday, June 03, 2008 | | · | UT3 Patch 1.3 changes. | | Friday, May 02, 2008 | | · | TF2 Mega-Update | | Sunday, April 20, 2008 | | · | Finally, Meet the Scout! | | Wednesday, April 09, 2008 | | · | CGW, i mean Games For Windows magazine | | Friday, March 28, 2008 | | · | New Unreal Tournament 3 Bonus Pack! | | Thursday, March 20, 2008 | | · | UT series goes to Steam | | Friday, March 14, 2008 | | · | Unreal Engine 4 to “exclusively target console” | | · | CPL ceases operations. | | Monday, March 10, 2008 | | · | The Orange (Uber?) Box is king. | | · | Tim Sweeny | | Saturday, March 08, 2008 | | · | Game-Monitor site revamp launches. | | · | Unreal Tournament 3 Tweaker | | Tuesday, November 20, 2007 | | · | CoA UT3 House of Ass Server Operational | | Monday, November 19, 2007 | | · | What is a Clan? | | Wednesday, November 07, 2007 | | · | Call of Duty 4 launches! | | Wednesday, October 31, 2007 | | · | UT3 Goes Gold ! | | · | IRC Tutorial by Silverado(CoA) | | Saturday, October 27, 2007 | | · | Are we ready? | | · | Crysis SP demo out for your enjoyment | | Monday, October 22, 2007 | | · | New member | | Saturday, October 20, 2007 | | · | What do you think about UT3? | | · | A web page is reborn |
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