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<title>Clan of Assholes HQ</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com</link>
<description>For the love of the game</description>
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<dc:creator>coahq@loschaos.com</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2012-02-09T03:03:10+01:00</dc:date>

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<title>Unscheduled Release of Unreal Tournament 4</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=31</link>
<description><![CDATA[April 1, 2011
Epic Games And EA Announce &#8216;Unscheduled UT4 Release&#8217;
UT3 Owners to get Exclusive Early Access To Unreal Tournament 4
Redwood City, CA, APRIL 1, 2011 &#8212; People Can Fly, Epic Games, Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: ERTS) and Microsoft Game Studios announced today that the&#160; &#8220;Epic Edition&#8221; of Unreal Tournament 4&#8482;, has been released and is available for immediate download. Veiled in what amounts to the greatest secret co-development project with U]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2011-04-01T18:04:46+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin</dc:creator>
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<title>Missing in Action: CoA Clan Members</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=30</link>
<description><![CDATA[






    
        
            
            Dmitriy MadDog Lethal Killer101(CoA) has been released from his holding Cell!&#160; LK101 spent the last year doing time for an incident involving chickens, razor wire, and mace. I am sure you have noticed his absence from the CoA Unreal Tournament 3 server. Pictured below is LK101 planning his return back to the game:
            
            Also missing from the server is BucketHead(CoA). I have heard from a reliable source that Bucket]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Asshole News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2010-05-01T00:48:14+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin </dc:creator>
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<title>CoA Unreal 1 Server Open for Bidness</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=29</link>
<description><![CDATA[(CoA) Kicking It Old Style - Unreal 1 - Server Operational

By ChaoS(CoA)

Unreal 1 has been given a serious shot in the arm with the new 227e patch from the oldunreal.com site. The new patch adds support for current video cards and fixes many of those bugs that have been nagging Unrealers for years. There is also a web admin utility built-in for server operators and map redirection! The map redirection only works for 227e clients so make sure to load the new patch before you enter the battl]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Asshole News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-11-11T04:58:47+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin</dc:creator>
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<title>Rebirth of LosChaos.Com: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=28</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hey Assholes &#8211; I made some major changes to my website: LosChaos.Com
Click Here to check out the new layout.
My current web host kinda sucks but I have plans to move the site to a faster one in a few months or so. . . .
My last html bunker was somewhat boring and I wanted to put up something cool. Not a whole lot of stuff there yet but the basic framework is in place. The nook in the otherwise cranny of life is thumping. 
&#160;Thump . . . Thump . . . .
&#160;Thump . . . . Thump . . .]]></description>
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<dc:subject>Asshole News</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-10-03T22:55:00+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin</dc:creator>
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<title>FPS Vest to Make PC Gaming More Real?</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=27</link>
<description><![CDATA[Article By By Kirk Jensen
What are gaming peripherals? These are add on gear to make console and computer video gaming more accessible, more realistic and more fun. Consoles have been doing this for years, for the example the Nintendo Zapper back in the mid 80's, the P5 virtual reality game glove or the disappointing Virtual Boy. Not all gaming peripherals have been bad take for example the widely successful games and the peripherals that went with them like Dance Dance Revolution and the Guita]]></description>
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<dc:subject>PCTWEAKS</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-10-03T19:50:00+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin</dc:creator>
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<title>The Electronic Revolution Presents - UT3 at Futurtech Gaming League</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=26</link>
<description><![CDATA[
Article By Daniel Jewell
North America is currently saturated with online gaming leagues including TWL, CAL, TGL, CEVO, and OGL, just to name a few. A newcomer has debuted on the block in the form of Future Tech Gaming League. With their history in the European theatre, they bring a very promising ideal to North America. I was fortunate enough to sit down with Chuck &#34;chicken-&#34; Sico, the FuturTech Gaming League's Unreal Tournament 3 North American head admin. We got together to discu]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-10-01T04:00:00+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin</dc:creator>
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<title>UT patch 1.3 released</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=25</link>
<description><![CDATA[Finally the much delayed 1.3 pacth has arrived for those of you still playing this game. Perhaps this will be a breath of life into the community? Time shall tell.
Full change log after the jump.
http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/12702/Unreal+Tournament+3+Patch+1.3
&#160;
&#160;]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-08-15T03:06:51+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>TF2 Heavy update details</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=24</link>
<description><![CDATA[http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/kgb.htm

The next update i nthe Team Fortress 2 pipeline is aimed at you big fellas. Several (as in a LOT) of new maps, a gamemode and tons more headed your way on Aug 19th.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-08-14T04:28:35+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>Pyro update and Meet the Sniper for TF2</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=23</link>
<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;&#160; The official website for the Pyro update has come online, and it contains all the information you need to prepare yourself for tomorrow's baptism of fire. Names and descriptions of the other two unlockable weapons (accompanying the Axtinguisher), the Flare Gun and the Backburner, all 35 of the new achievements, and the two community maps to be included in the update, cp_fastlane and ctf_turbine, have all been divulged. 

http://planethalflife.gamespy.com/fullstory.php?id=151]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-19T15:27:33+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>UT3 Patch 1.3 changes.</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=22</link>
<description><![CDATA[You guys still play this?
From the UT3 server admins mailing list comes news that Epic is testing candidates for the third Unreal Tournament 3 patch (version 1.3). Click read more to see the rather extensive list of changes.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-06-03T02:50:14+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>TF2 Mega-Update </title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=21</link>
<description><![CDATA[The highly anticipated Team Fortress 2 update for the PC has finally arrived. This large update brings not only the much anticipated Goldrush map, but also brings 36 new achievements specific to the Medic class, new unlockable Medic weapons with the unique weapons system (that will be added to with all classes). 

http://www.steampowered.com/goldrush/]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-05-02T01:17:59+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>Finally, Meet the Scout!</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=20</link>
<description><![CDATA[&#160;http://www.steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=game&#38;AppId=5032&#38;cc=US
The Scout-as-jerk angle was the only way to go, really, and it works - certainly, I really, really wanted to see him take a beating by the end of it. Which is, of course, very much the point.
Also, the Heavy eating a sandwich is one of those images that&#8217;s bound to grace desktop wallpapers across the globe.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-04-20T03:12:43+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Silver(CoA)</dc:creator>
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<title>CGW, i mean Games For Windows magazine </title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=19</link>
<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;d heard a few reports that Games For Windows magazine wasn&#8217;t doing so well since its&#8230; puzzling 2006 rebrand to a Microsoft-sponsored title. Who knows whether or not ditching the Computer Gaming World name it&#8217;d carried since 1981 truly did harm sales, but the whispers that publisher Ziff Davis was worried about bankruptcy were a surer sign that unhappy change might be coming.
Still, the news that one of the eldest gaming mags is dead is a shocker. Well, dead-ish.
]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-04-09T03:59:05+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>New Unreal Tournament 3 Bonus Pack!</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=18</link>
<description><![CDATA[From the UT3 server admin list today:



&#34;Today, Midway and Epic Games announce that downloadable content for the award-winning first-person shooter, Unreal Tournament 3, is now available for PlayStation 3 and PC. The downloadable content consists of three deadly arenas: Morbias, Facing Worlds and Searchlight. PC users can find the new content at www.unrealtournament3.com, while PS3 users can download it directly from the PlayStation Network.

These downloads, which are free to all ow]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-28T01:49:31+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by ChaoS_CoA</dc:creator>
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<title>UT series goes to Steam</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=17</link>
<description><![CDATA[http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/51798
&#160;
That's right maybe there is life for the game yet!
&#160;
Mong]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-20T05:18:40+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by mongeau</dc:creator>
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<title>Unreal Engine 4 to “exclusively target console”</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=16</link>
<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been coming for a while, if we&#8217;re honest. Epic have recently been taking it in turns to say disparaging things about the state of PC gaming, to the point that CliffyB&#8217;s now considered something of a Benedict Arnold figure in some of the more rabid PC camps. 
And now they&#8217;re burning another bridge, further confirming that PC is no longer their most beloved (edit - for those misinterpreting, Epic are not abandoning the PC, just confirming they&#8217;re developing thei]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-14T04:01:28+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Silverado(CoA)</dc:creator>
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<title>CPL ceases operations.</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=15</link>
<description><![CDATA[The CPL Ceases Operations 
Effective immediately, the Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL) will cease operations. Therefore, all CPL events currently scheduled for 2008 are hereby canceled.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-14T03:54:34+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Silverado(CoA)</dc:creator>
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<title>The Orange (Uber?) Box is king.</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=14</link>
<description><![CDATA[&#160;
With the 2007 award season coming to a close, The Orange Box and the new titles included in it (Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Team Fortress 2, and Portal) have been the recipients of more than 100 awards from various ceremonies and websites, approximately fifty of which are Game of the Year. 

&#34;While some have called it the best value in video game history, Valve took a chance with the product mix in The Orange Box, the game design of Portal, and the art style of Team Fortress 2,&#34; ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-10T23:14:13+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>Tim Sweeny </title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=13</link>
<description><![CDATA[This is an interview with Tim Sweeny CEO of Epic Games. It discusses the future of PC gaming why it seems to be dropping off. It's a multi part story the next installment is due out Tuesday. http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/36390/118/]]></description>
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<dc:subject>mongo</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-10T21:21:32+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by mongeau</dc:creator>
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<title>Game-Monitor site revamp launches.</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=12</link>
<description><![CDATA[

&#160;&#160; Our friends over at Game-Monitor have relaunched their website with a whole new design and brand new features. Game-Monitor allows you to search for servers, players, maps, and even server variables all from the convenience of your browser without jumping in game. Every game in the Battlefield franchise and all the mods in between are supported, so head on over and check out the new features such as the advanced search!]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-08T14:18:43+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>Unreal Tournament 3 Tweaker</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=11</link>
<description><![CDATA[http://www.g-technology.co.uk/ut3/
&#160;
UT3Tweaker is a fabulous little program that lets you do any tweak you could do through the .inis with a simple GUI. Having problems with visibility or even framerates? This will work wonders in pretty much every department. swing by the link for full info and download links.]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2008-03-08T14:17:27+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>CoA UT3 House of Ass Server Operational</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=10</link>
<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;The CoA House of Ass UT3 Server continues to Rock!&#160; 
And the CoA is recruiting !&#160; Do you have what it takes to be an asshole? Get in the game with the CoA!
We are&#160;recruiting UT3 players that have a love for the game!&#160; That never cheat ! Players that play with honor and play to win! No bad sports or pissy attitudes here! Sure - we play to win but we also play to have fun! The CoA has been gaming the Unreal scene since 1999 and we are in it for the long haul! When]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-20T16:30:54+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by ChaoS_CoA</dc:creator>
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<title>What is a Clan?</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=9</link>
<description><![CDATA[A clan is a group of people united by kinship and descent, which is defined by perceived descent from a common ancestor. Even if actual lineage patterns are unknown, clan members nonetheless recognize a founding member or apical ancestor. As kinship based bonds can be merely symbolical in nature some clans share a &#34;stipulated&#34; common ancestor, which is a symbol of the clan's unity.
&#160;
That&#8217;s right who&#8217;s your daddy? A classic deffinition for the word clan. It fits CoA ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>mongo</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-19T06:18:01+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by mongeau</dc:creator>
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<title>Call of Duty 4 launches!</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=8</link>
<description><![CDATA[CALL OF DUTY&#174; 4: MODERN WARFARE &#8482; NOW AVAILABLE 

Infinity Ward&#8217;s Highly-Anticipated Thriller Deploys to Retail

Santa Monica, CA &#8211; November 6, 2007 &#8211; Starting today gamers can enlist in Activision, Inc.&#8217;s (Nasdaq: ATVI) Call of Duty&#174; 4: Modern Warfare&#8482;, a gripping modern-day action-thriller that deploys them into heart-stopping battles across the world&#8217;s most treacherous hotspots. Developed by Infinity Ward, the game is now available at reta]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-11-07T03:05:10+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by silver</dc:creator>
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<title>UT3 Goes Gold !</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=7</link>
<description><![CDATA[In case you missed it in the news feed:
This from planetunreal.com:
&#34;UT3 IS GOLD! Coming to NA Nov. 19th, EU Nov. 22nd&#160;&#160;
Wednesday, 31 October, 2007 at 8:23 PST 
Midway sends news that the PC version of Unreal Tournament 3 has gone gold! This means that the Windows version of the game is done, and ready to be duplicated, boxed up and sold! 
Midway and Epic today announced that Unreal Tournament 3 has gone to gold master for the PC. Developed by the team behind the critically ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-31T17:28:51+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by ChaoS_CoA</dc:creator>
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<title>IRC Tutorial by Silverado(CoA)</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=6</link>
<description><![CDATA[Meet us on IRC
A tutorial by Silverado(CoA)
If you have IRC installed on your computer, just click the following link:

/join #coaclan

If you are not familiar with IRC, read the following tutorial :

Start with downloading mIRC. As of this writing current version is 6.3 





This is the connect screen you should get when
you first start irc (internet relay chat).
If you don't get it hit ALT+O to bring up the options menu.
These should be your settings.
In the options section ]]></description>
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<dc:subject>IRCInfo</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-31T04:19:16+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by ChaoS_CoA</dc:creator>
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<title>Are we ready?</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=5</link>
<description><![CDATA[UT3 is coming and the competitive bug is itching. I think it's gonna be a great game. A lot more like UT99 than anything to date. Chaos has paid for a server already though it looks like by the time epic has a fix for windows boxes the full release will be out. 
&#160;
The server is going to be a good recruitment tool as well as the new site. If you guys are ready I think it's getting to the time we expand our ranks and make our presence known in UT3. What do you think? If warfare isn't all th]]></description>
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<dc:subject>mongo</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-27T18:57:44+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by mongeau</dc:creator>
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<title>Crysis SP demo out for your enjoyment</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=4</link>
<description><![CDATA[Nothing to do this weekend? Don&#8217;t want to wait until tomorrow for the Crysis single player demo? You&#8217;re in luck, head on over to FileShack and grab the 1.77GB demo. 

This Crysis demo includes one single player level, and the Sandbox2 Editor.
&#160;Touted as one of the first wave of the mega DX10 games (dont worry u dx9 guys can play it too!)
&#160;]]></description>
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<dc:subject>OtherGames</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-27T03:37:44+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by Silver</dc:creator>
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<title>New member</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=3</link>
<description><![CDATA[Welcome to the Clan of Assholes Nomad 
Fart loud fart proud you're an asshole now.
&#160;WTF is my plaque
&#160;mong]]></description>
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<dc:subject>newmembers</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-22T18:34:51+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by mongeau</dc:creator>
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<title>What do you think about UT3?</title>
<link>http://hqcoa.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=2</link>
<description><![CDATA[The UT3 beta was unleashed - what are your thoughts?]]></description>
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<dc:subject>UT3topics</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2007-10-20T23:04:57+01:00</dc:date>
<dc:creator>Posted by coa_admin</dc:creator>
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